May 2013
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Hey guys,
Remember when all of the shit went down on Instagram (Facebook buying them & then of course the change in terms where everyone thought their photos would end up in random ads…), yeah? So nothing happened. It’s all okay mostly. Stop freaking out!
If Tumblr stops being Tumblr — which face it, could happen at any second regardless of who owns it — then...
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Defeating Skeletons In Minecraft
tgifarcade:
Diana: Did you bring it? Did you show that skeleton who’s boss?
Dave: Oh yeah, it was brought.
Diana: Oh good. Did you bring it cookies?
Dave: Yeah, I brought it cookies.
Diana: Did you know that skeletons liked cookies? 7 out of 10 skeletons love cookies.
Dave: 7 out of 10? What do the other 3 like?
Diana: Some are lactose intolerant.
Dave: Ah, I see. Yeah, you can’t really...
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A Thing About Writers...
passivevoice:
This is me, about to get “real.”
Okay.
As a writer you’re allowed many passes. Most people that read your work will in fact enjoy it, because most people are not writers, and have no idea what makes a poem “good.” We, as writers, have an obligation to spare no one in our opinion. We are responsible for the thick-skinned, hard and critical thinking writers of tomorrow, and if we...
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Ryan Gosling
john-chrostek:
Friends joke and say I look like Ryan Gosling, and I grin and thank them while always knowing better. Ryan Gosling walks into a room and on a dime begins to burn, increasing his own gravity until he is all there is to see around him. That is something I could never do. Ryan Gosling’s every word is practiced in his heart. Were he to say “I love you,” it would be as writ in stone...
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I am
a series of
small victories
and large defeats
and I am as
amazed
as...
– Charles Bukowski (via colinfirth)
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April 2013
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Godzilla (Haiku #8 of 26)
passivevoice:
There was a lizard drenched in our radiation it grew to love us.
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Mirrors (Haiku #10 of 26)
passivevoice:
I’m scared of mirrors, because I never know what will be looking back.
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Fuckin' Toast
slomotionwalter:
Toast makes me irrationally angry.
Like, seriously, all it is bread, but hotter. Someone already cooked this shit for like an hour, and now you’re like, “I’ma cook this for like 4 more seconds and make it goddamn magical. Those 4 seconds are gonna turn this into the tastiest thing I’ve ever stuffed into my face.”
And that’s the thing. It seems so simple. You know it’s...
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dufrau:
I’M HILARIOUS AND I LOVE CATS AND TALKING ABOUT MYSELF LETS BE FRIENDS is how I wish the world worked.
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14.
shesanargonaut:
The night we fucked on the rooftop of your apartment the sky was the color of a dusky bruise.
A dirty plum.
The entire skyline was spread out before us and every time your hips came to meet mine I couldn’t help but think about how familiar this is, how I am so comfortable beneath you, how your skin was the most inviting thing I had held in a long time.
So thank you.
Thank you...
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greenteahaiku:
six Yoo-Hoos later
my energy meter filled
hadouken*
*pretty sure hadouken is five syllables in Japanese, but in English it would only be three. Considering haiku are Japanese poems, I tipped my hat in tribute. English language haiku don’t necessarily have to stick to a five/seven/five format. I choose to do that for the challenge and the funness. ;)
I don’t think...
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...
– (Quotes here)
one of the quotes that inspired my shoulder tattoo.
(via meghantonjes)
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i have such good taste, i whisper to myself as i browse my own blog